No – I Won’t Be Buyin’ Lyin’ Tapper’s Book

This is a public service announcement from me, resident cynic, and I don’t give a s**t who it is when I have something that’s torqued me off.

As has this ERMAGERD BOMBSHELL-laden exercise in hubris, cover, and concealment by none other than the saintly, always holier-than-thou Jake Tapper.

I’m not even going to link to it or put a picture up because we all have a pretty darn good idea what I’m talking about.

‘Oh, my gosh!’ says our intrepid cub reporter, Jake. He and Alex Thompson were working so hard behind the scenes, ‘TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON.’

Really. That’s what Jake is claiming now.

Gotta book to sell, doncha know?

.@jaketapper admits everyone lied (including Jake) about Biden’s health and mental capacity.

Jake tries to act like he wasn’t an active participant in the feeble charade😂 pic.twitter.com/YmNJ4jzLQX

— Spitfire (@DogRightGirl) May 13, 2025

Even as he ripped into people with righteous, ‘you’re no doctor’ fury like Lara Trump for daring to suggest there might be a problem – one that, oddly enough, the whole frickin’ country could see. All while little confuzzled Jakey was just doing his doody to Democrats and his own future bottom line.

Oh my goodness! Did you all know that Biden was frail and exhibiting signs of severe mental decline? The media was completely unaware of this and is only now discovering it, just in time to capitalize on it by publishing books about this very subject.

Schumer’s face in the… https://t.co/0JCoEvIQrE pic.twitter.com/N5kF4Q4JVs

— Burt Macklin (@BurtMaclin_FBI) May 13, 2025

…Schumer’s face in the video below is a testament to his sharpness. Schumer sees a man who is as sharp as a tack behind closed doors and someone whom Psaki can barely keep up with. It’s inconceivable that Schumer and the media could have known at the time that Biden had applesauce for brains.

HOW CAN YOU PICK ON AN OLD MAN WITH A STUTTER, YOU VICIOUS LIARS? 

~ Jake the Snek, Gaslighting Gasbag

Jake Tapper trying to cash in on the cover-up he viciously participated in is peak journalistic hubris.

Truly stunning. pic.twitter.com/Lt2v4qbpAT

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) May 13, 2025

But we’re supposed to believe, in stealth mode in the background, that Jake was deeply concerned about the fragile state of Biden’s applesauce for brains. 

Maybe he was, but the notes weren’t for a revelation in order to save the country from a mentally incapacitated president.

Oh, no.

Tapper was only searching for the truth he’d never tell us…until he could SELL it to us.

And the lies pimping this trash – ‘…we were SHOCKED to learn…’ – oh, give the dramatic acting a rest, Tapper.

You suck at it.

First, Jake Tapper smeared anyone questioning Biden’s mental decline as cruel & conspiratorial.

Now—He’s trying to cash in by pretending he saw it all along!

NO integrity. NO shame.

He’s a guy desperate for a paycheck & Clooney’s approval.

His comment to Lara sums it up: pic.twitter.com/0w0RupD2Bn

— Trish Regan (@trish_regan) May 14, 2025

This isn’t even funny because it’s disgusting and true.

Jake Tapper Uncovers Startling Evidence That Biden’s Decline Was Covered Up By Jake Tapper https://t.co/g1DhhQpLaR pic.twitter.com/Lq30rw9TN0

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 13, 2025

We watched the whole thing play out right in front of our eyes. I guess Tapper forgot we were all here.

You know we all remember watching you shamelessly run interference for Biden’s obviously broken brain for years, right? https://t.co/kePH7hfXrf

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) May 13, 2025

What makes this so much worse than the press hiding FDR’s legs under a rug or his girlfriend at Hot Springs is the fact that only his legs were incapacitated. The ‘president’ Jake Tapper willingly and viciously ran interference for had no brain function left worth noting, other than what was required to ensure one clompy-footed step landed in front of the other as they lurched their way toward whatever destination POTATUS was headed towards. To avoid falling flat on his face yet again for the cameras.

That was it. 

At the start of his presidency, POTATUS was barely cognizant of the time of day, all ‘Aw, c’mon, man!’ exclamations from his basement bunker to the contrary. 

Hey, remember Stephen Miller’s repeated observations about how often Biden videos featured jump cuts, suggesting that Biden could rarely read two sentences off a teleprompter without error in one take?

Hey, remember when we noticed that in the White House Situation Room, all of… pic.twitter.com/SeLfbtru56

— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) May 13, 2025

…Hey, remember when we noticed that in the White House Situation Room, all of the nametags are facing Biden instead of facing out from the speaker? Remember how we speculated that was to help Biden remember the names of his top cabinet officials, and everyone insisted that was paranoid nonsense? Good times, good times. 

By the end, all Biden was capable of was a few hours of sitting up straight, wandering aimlessly until someone thought to yank him back (think Meloni in France or the rainforest in Brazil), asking plaintively if Jill had the pudding, and mumbling through brief public appearances he was forced to endure because somehow he was still living in the White House as the President of the United States.

You know how? I’ll tell you how.

Because lying, partisan charlatans like JAKE TAPPER enabled, facilitated, and perpetuated the single greatest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

That Joe Biden had a functioning cell left in his brain and WAS the president.

This is what we call the “Katie Krackdown”🔥

“They wanted Joe Biden to stay in office because he was an empty vessel…we still have no answers about who was actually making these decisions…For Jake Tapper to come out now & say, ‘the White House was lying’. Well so were you.” pic.twitter.com/D2u2Fp9cvY

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) May 13, 2025

Hey, Tapper. 

With all that behind-the-scenes truth-telling you were so diligently working on, who was signing those bills, then?

Signing those EOs? Directing the Justice Department to hunt down, surveil, and prosecute American citizens whose opinions differed from those of the shadow president(s)?

Who kept the borders open and flooded, and held law enforcement back from their sworn duties?

Who got thirteen precious young Americans killed at Abbey Gate, Jake?

You’re as responsible for all of that, Tapper – as responsible as anyone who changed Joe’s diapers or brought him an extra pudding.

Because you knew and you lied. 

You lied for years and publicly abused the people who told the truth of what they saw…what all of us saw.

There’s no history rewrite this time, you miserable POS.

Well said and accurate. They are gonna try to Jedi mind trick it away while still doing the same things they have been doing for years…lying to the people on behalf of their masters

— Johnny St.Pete (@JohnMcCloy) May 14, 2025

And there had damn well better be congressional committees crawling up sphincters for answers, accountability, and maximum public shaming, to include Tapper’s.

I don’t care if they’re giving free copies away attached to a shelter puppy.

But, by God, Jake Tapper’s gonna make his retirement fund flush off of lying to everyone.

What a scumbag https://t.co/oTOl3tzvb0

— tree hugging s*ster 🎃 (@WelbornBeege) May 13, 2025

Tapper can burn them to keep himself warm when he’s finally iced out for being the rapacious, repugnant, co-conspirator he is.

They are so proud of being the enemy.

That’s what you’re paying for if you spend one penny on that book.