And Now for a Word From Presidential Hopeful Shimmy Shimmy Coco Bot Jazz Hands…

I’m sorry, y’all.

I can’t crack on this greasy, pathetic sleazeball enough.

But this post will not be dedicated to skewering oleaginous California Governor Gavin ‘Randall-Flagg Lite’ Newsom for being a complete slime whose propensity for lying and manipulative subterfuge gives pondscum a bad rap.

BREAKING – The California Senate has passed SB 549, granting LA County authority to purchase fire‑destroyed lots for minimal cost and convert them into low‑income housing, directly contradicting Gavin Newsom’s previous assurance to homeowners that such government‑driven property…

— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) July 15, 2025

(As I said last week – y’all got took.)

No. 

No.

This is going to be a little different approach to tweaking twitchy Twinkle Teeth. 

Let’s call it a lighthearted romp through the evidence of what a frickin’ freakazoid he really is – if you can stand to take two seconds to watch him in action.

I mean eyeballs on the man, watch.

His mannerisms are…unsettling.

We’ll start slow. Here he is lying through his teeth while waving a gifted Sig around as if he’d gotten a Sears wallet from the kids. I mean, he’s horrified.

He is also totally and completely squirming with discomfort.

WATCH: Shawn Ryan gifts Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) a California compliant SIG Sauer handg*n. “I’m not anti-g*n at all. I’m just for some g*n safety, common sense.”

“I’m challenged by large capacity magazine clips in urban centers. Weapons of war sometimes outg*nning the police.”… pic.twitter.com/pbko2yff2w

— RedWave Press (@RedWave_Press) July 11, 2025

…“I’m challenged by large capacity magazine clips in urban centers. Weapons of war sometimes outg*nning the police.”  

“But otherwise man, people have the right to bear arms and I got no ideological opposition to that all.”  

Newscum is 100% running for President in 2028.

Would he pass a background check?

Inquiring minds want to know. I hope he registers it like a good boy.

His fluttering fingers fly when quizzed on policy, and he needs to emphasize ‘nuance’ instead of answering the question.

TUNE IN: CA Gov. Gavin Newsom seemingly ‘plays the piano’ with his hands when Shawn Ryan confronts him on state policies to take kids from their parents over lack of “gender affirming care.”pic.twitter.com/Ws85jQhuj7

— Resist the Mainstream (@ResisttheMS) July 12, 2025

Gavin’s always ready to assume an easy-going posture and smile for the camera.

Here’s a picture of Gavin Newsom. Apparently, it’s Girls Night Out.

It’s also very telling about what you can expect from him and why the state of California is a dumpster fire. pic.twitter.com/V6DcKt0zDd

— Dr. Herbert West’s Assistant 💀 (@Ellis_D_Tripp) July 11, 2025

But, as a former mayor and executive, he’s ‘sensitive.’ You can see that with his reptilian, sensitive shimmy shimmy and Egyptian tomb-carving-like hand gestures.

Gavin Newsom can handle two at the same time! Look at that wrist action!

pic.twitter.com/K7YfAeIHeD

— Derek O’Shea (@DerekOsheaShow) July 12, 2025

Paging Cleopatra…

I like to imagine that Gavin Newsom has no brain, and his hands control the rest of his body. pic.twitter.com/BmfHhLJLUy

— Based Electrician⚡️🇺🇲 (@RyanHugeBrain) July 14, 2025

Actually, when I watch this sequence, I wonder why he needs to make an angry goosehead attack his chest.

I know. I have issues.

But, honestly –  his hand boincking his own chest looks like the angry goose meme.

Seriously. What gives with that?

And the patented Newsom shimmy shimmy coco bot has developed a life of its own online. Memes and gifs aplenty of the shoulder shimmies.

Imho, Newsom’s exaggerated hand gestures in a relaxed setting like the Shawn Ryan Show are a clear indicator of dishonesty.

js.

🐍 Serpent vibes 🐍 pic.twitter.com/2KXyGQtrEB

— 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧 (@Citizen4Twenty) July 15, 2025

He’s added a couple of new, more mature gestures to emphasize his suitability for higher office, exhibiting the gravitas he gained ruining California.

This recent clip from his pseudo-presidential feeler-out trip to South Carolina works better if you watch with no sound and maybe sing a Broadway show tune along as you do. 

Carefully watch this 2 minute clip of @GavinNewsom at his @GavinNewsom28 event in S Carolina today.

In addition to his typical hand/shoulder gestures, he’s copying Obama’s accent, manner of speech, tone (“have neglected), & messaging.

Clearly he’s being advised to do this. pic.twitter.com/cS8A8k8nl5

— Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD (@houmanhemmati) July 9, 2025

…Now friends, let me tell you what I mean
You got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 pockets in a table
Pockets that mark the difference between a gentleman and a bum
With a capital “B” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!!!

…Well if so, my friends, you got trouble (oh we got trouble)
Right here in River City (right here in River City)
With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool (that stands for pool)
We’ve surely got trouble (we’ve surely got trouble)
Right here in River City (right here)
Remember the Maine, Plymouth Rock and the Golden Rule
(Our children’s children gonna have trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble)

THAT STANDS FOR POOL!!

See? It’s much easier. More palatable. (And my apologies to The Music Man)

This is my personal favorite right now.

Greasy Gavin Newscum is doing that weird hand and body thing he does when he’s lying again 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/qjgVCWGMki

— Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 (@TheRicanMemes) June 9, 2025

Kind of an earworm, though.

The ick factor is off the charts.

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