Cubano Governor of 51st State Whines that Trump Isn’t a Woman

I don’t know how the feminine-looking commie governor of the 51st state, Gay North Dakota, knows that Donald Trump is male. 

He’s not a biologist, after all. 

But Mr Trudeau is deeply worried about Donald Trump’s gender, and is upset that Americans chose to elect the Alpha Male twice despite his running against two different female candidates. 

How gauche of us. 

The people of the United States should be ashamed of themselves for electing a president based on the will of the voters.

They should have elected a woman instead.

Listen as I clearly state that they should have voted for Kamala, based solely on her gender.

I am a psychopath. pic.twitter.com/Jhx6aYDf7I

— Justin Trudeau’s Ego (@Trudeaus_Ego) December 11, 2024

Trudeau, who declares himself a feminist, has a right to be proud of his feminine bona fides. For years people have noticed that the way that he sits proves that the rumored testicles between his legs are either extremely compressible or don’t actually exist. 

Justin Trudeau has long faced accusations he is a homosexual. Watch this video closely.

Have you ever seen a straight man sit like this? pic.twitter.com/ppPrM2dUrv

— Mark Slapinski (@mark_slapinski) December 4, 2024

Speaking of nether regions, Trudeau doesn’t seem to understand that it is a big mistake to get into a pissing match with Donald Trump. 

With Trump, flattery will go a long way, and the opposite merely earns you a rhetorical beating. And given Trudeau’s standing with the Canadian people and the fact that Pierre Poilievre is his more-than-capable opponent, Trudeau can’t afford to take too many punches. 

An Elon Musk parody account captures perfectly how absurd Trudeau’s posturing is, and it is glorious. 

It was a humid afternoon at Mar-a-Lago, and I was sitting in a gold-trimmed chair, sipping an espresso while watching the spectacle unfold. Across the table, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was practically sweating through his perfectly tailored suit. President Trump, reclined in…

— Not Elon Musk (@iamnot_elon) November 30, 2024

Of course in the rarified world of diplomacy, the kind of crude bullying Trump enjoys using is totally verboten, but Trump hasn’t gotten where he is by playing by the rules, and he wasn’t elected because people are happy about where those rules have landed the United States. 

World leaders are, for the most part, falling in line because of Trump’s unapologetic aggressiveness. While Justin Trudeau may be offended by the American people’s rejection of DEI politics and is willing to say so, most other leaders are keenly aware that the United States still is the wealthiest and most powerful country in the world, and is likely to become more of each during Trump’s term. 

Trudeau likely has decided that the price Canada might pay for his ego-driven preening is worth it. His electoral prospects are already in the dumps, so it makes sense to throw a Hail Mary and see if being Trump’s bête noire earns him any political points. 

It can’t hurt…him. It could hurt Canada, though. 

But Trudeau has never much cared about that. He probably prefers the climate found in Cuba.