Democrats Hysterical About ‘Big Balls’

In his mid-teens, one of Elon Musk’s wizards at DOGE used a gaming nickname: “Big Balls.”

I am shocked. The kid should be nowhere near anything in government. Unlike Elon Musk, the Democrats would never associate with anybody who used a nickname like that without specifying their pronouns!

https://t.co/vrazuaAjuH

— Patrick T. Brown (@PTBwrites) February 7, 2025

This is a real thing, by the way. The Democrats and the Pravda Media are making this a thing, hanging their hopes of protecting their massive money laundering scheme on the joke name of a teenager who played video games. 

There are two types of journalists:

1) People who spent all day yesterday saying “Big Balls” on national television.
2) Actual journalists.

Yesterday was weird. pic.twitter.com/IiITHKklhU

— Bill D’Agostino (@Banned_Bill) February 7, 2025

I wish I had a good nickname. Unfortunately, Harry Bolz is taken.

“WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD HIRE SOMEONE CALLED BIG BALLS?!??”

Idk ask their boss: pic.twitter.com/x9Aw8xjQEN

— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) February 7, 2025

Worse than that, George Costanza took “Buck Naked.” 

Big Balls is Trending………………………….
Oh dear lord… Thank you Liberals. Your stupidity is a gift that just keeps on delivering the laughs.. Over and over again. pic.twitter.com/XEvHbRpSJv

— Dave (@slobear805) February 7, 2025

No doubt the AWFLs who make up the shrinking percentage of the population on the left will be motivated to take it to the streets to keep “Big Balls” out of USAID. Discussion of genitalia and how to use, abuse, or even cut them off is supposed to be restricted to bureaucrats and activists at the Department of Education. HHS, and the White House. 

There’s a memecoin on #bigballs nowhttps://t.co/5aPQW8c9ek

— DegenCapitalLLC (@DegenCapitalLLC) February 7, 2025

Something tells me that supporters of MAGA and Donald Trump are not obsessing over this issue, except to create memes and even memecoins celebrating the kid. 

The left is now outraged about Musk hiring 19 year old big ball doge workers. 🤣

Remember this next time they push for 16 year olds to vote.🤣pic.twitter.com/h4ZxQsfqiR

— DR. ETIQUETTE 🤦‍♂️ (@DrEtiquette) February 7, 2025

The Democrats and the media are very upset about “Big Balls,” because they firmly believe that if anybody has balls they should either be cut off immediately or at the very least be exposed to teen girls in locker rooms. 

BREAKING: The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has named Big Balls as their employee of the month. pic.twitter.com/O7ZvOxMdXg

— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) February 7, 2025

I do have to sympathize a bit with Pravda and the Grifters (a new band name?). How humiliating it must be to have a kid just out of high school absolutely wrecking their multi-billion dollar money laundering scheme? As Elon Musk brings down their empire and their hoax delivery machine crumbles around them, a video game-playing kid is taking a wrecking ball to the infrastructure of the transnational elite. 

BigBalls after a long hard day of rooting out government waste at DOGE: https://t.co/cGYIL4rbf8 pic.twitter.com/AWtSQzZv3A

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) February 7, 2025

As I cruise X looking for “Big Balls,” I have almost spit out my Coke Zero a few times. The memes are hilarious, as are the media howls of pain and confusion. 

Big balls is trending pic.twitter.com/Kq80APTF4a

— White Rabbit Jedi🇺🇸 (@WhiteRabbitJedi) February 7, 2025

As I have pointed out many times, the media is filled with midwits, and nothing about Elon Musk and his team of Misfits (Elon and the Misfits–another good band name!) is anything but top .01%, 

Big balls is trending pic.twitter.com/Kq80APTF4a

— White Rabbit Jedi🇺🇸 (@WhiteRabbitJedi) February 7, 2025

What makes all this even funnier is the people screaming the loudest spent years promoting Greta Thunberg as a moral icon to whom we should all defer. Granted, she doesn’t have Big Balls and is much better at screaming inanities at us, so she is more to their taste. But the whole “19-year-old” criticism looks a bit odd when seen in that light. 

So Doge employed a 19 year old AI wiz kid ( who founded 16 LLC’s) with the screen name “big balls”…..

But that is different than the 16 year old autistic kid from Sweden who is telling us plastic straws will end the human race ???

— dcnh (@davec_NH) February 7, 2025

For years we have been given endless lectures about how we must celebrate the most bizarre sexualities and sexual references from our government officials, but a teen joking about Big Balls is beyond the pale. 

The people outraged about ‘Big Balls’ at DOGE fully supported this: pic.twitter.com/xhrWcuCPq8

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) February 7, 2025

The people upset at Big Balls were perfectly ok with this. pic.twitter.com/KXJaHESLDB

— Keebler (@keebler45) February 7, 2025

Democrat X is filled with people screaming “Big Balls,” and they have the rest of us in stitches. It makes for a perfect Friday afternoon break for entertainment. 

This is how “Big Balls” roll over Democrats!
🤣 pic.twitter.com/hkOxD9fAD0

— Black Sheep American (@RelentlessLaman) February 7, 2025

How cool is it that @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk have only been at work two weeks and we already have a 19 year old national hero who hurled a spear into the belly of the corrupt statists, and his social media name is Big Balls! The swamp is apoplectic! pic.twitter.com/q72RFb8BBf

— TS the Deplorable Garbage (@TStheDeplorable) February 7, 2025

 I suppose we are supposed to be embarrassed into letting Democrats loot the Treasury to fund Soros Prosecutors, BLM, the WEF and Hamas, but I for one will hold out for a bigger scandal before I let them steal a few more billion dollars to pay for their agenda. 

me, to “big balls” coristine, the teen founder of “tesla dot sexy LLC,” and employer of “convicted hackers,” as he dismantles the deep state pic.twitter.com/GvpOcJeWM7

— Mike Solana (@micsolana) February 6, 2025

There is so much hilarity to be had in this scandal, although the underlying issue is anything but funny. But you know we live in the best timeline right now when the Democrats and the transnational elite are being defeated by Big Balls and an autistic genius billionaire who is happy to scream obscenities at them to their face while doing a New York Times interview (NSFW). 

“Go. Fuck. Yourself.” – Elon Musk (2023) 💥 pic.twitter.com/FH4PhMV0o5

— Kevin Svenson (@KevinSvenson_) November 29, 2023

No doubt some normies who want to believe their government is staffed by cadres of politically neutral efficient bureaucrats who want nothing but the best will be horrified by Big Balls. 

“TRUMP” says he is sorry to see “BIG BALLS” leaving DOGE: pic.twitter.com/xtumVjDkgF

— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) February 7, 2025

But for MAGA, he is a demigod. 

When asked about the firing of “Big Balls” from DOGE, President Trump agrees with Vice President JD Vance that he should be brought back

Bring back Big Balls! pic.twitter.com/dqXayl1zeo

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 7, 2025