Democrats Now Bragging That They Agree With Jeffrey Epstein

I won’t pretend to have gone through the 50,000 Epstein documents that just got dumped into the public sphere, and so I have no opinion about what they “really” show. I know that the Democrats are combing through them to find any dirt on Trump they can, and I DO have an opinion about how well they are doing that. 

Lol if trump was campaigning right now he’d probably use this as an ad https://t.co/plDc8XrmKS

— Alyssa Cordova (@lysscordova) November 14, 2025

The answer is: if you think that Jeffrey Epstein hating Trump is a mark against Donald Trump, then the Democrats are doing their job of convincing you that Trump is a bad guy. 

But if you think that Epstein might not be the moral authority to whom you should look for advice, then the Democrats have definitely been digging themselves into a hole. 

BREAKING: Newly released emails show Jeffrey Epstein thought Trump was one of the worst people he knew, with “not one decent cell in his body.”

He went on to describe Trump with one word:

“Dangerous.” pic.twitter.com/kMyRwkgk8i

— Democrats (@TheDemocrats) November 13, 2025

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to find out that the Democratic Party actually thinks so highly of Epstein’s judgment. He is, after all, a known pedophile and total degenerate who became wildly wealthy by selling access to people and sexual delights. 

Think of him as a Hunter Biden figure, and it makes sense. 

Not usually a take credit guy but I made them delete their lying post. https://t.co/7eOxX44ZRm

— Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) November 13, 2025

However, what they can’t figure out is which line to take from one moment to the next. For weeks, the Democrats have been peddling the story that Trump and Epstein were best buds who hung out all the time. 

Suddenly, we are supposed to be hating on Trump because Epstein hated him, too? As DataRepublican says, pick a lane.

Democrats yesterday: Jeffrey Epstein was best friends with Trump and this proves Trump is a bad man!

Democrats today: Jeffrey Epstein hated Trump and this proves Trump is a bad man!

Pick a lane already. pic.twitter.com/HsLzVN74Cp

— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) November 13, 2025

The thing is, Democrats DON’T HAVE TO PICK A LANE because their supporters don’t think; they emote. And Pravda never calls them on their BS, so all they have to do is spew nonsensical hatred, and it keeps the lefties in a state of constant arousal. 

I admit to being totally out of my depth regarding the Epstein files, Epstein scandals, and everything related to Epstein. The signal-to-noise ratio is so poor that I have given up on forming an informed opinion on anything related for the foreseeable future. 

But what I can say, definitively, is that the Democrats are selling a line of knock-off “facts” that, when you add them all up, make no sense. 

“Trump and Epstein are buddies!” “Trump and Epstein had Thanksgiving dinner together in 2017!” “Epstein hated Trump!”

Make that add up. It doesn’t. It can’t. 

They call this tactic “throwing s**t against the wall.” Until the supply of excrement is exhausted, best to stay as far away from the wall as possible.