How Do You Spell ‘Oppressed’ in Canadian? Simple – It’s MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+

Oh, Canada…CANADA.

You know, they want so awfully to be taken seriously and included as players on the world stage. For a while, thanks to fond memories of when Canadians had stout hearts, strong backs, and helped carry freedom’s load, they were.

Things began to slip.

I just noticed Fidelito sits like Gavin Newsom.

ACK!

Taking Canada seriously became more and more difficult as Canada itself became less and less serious a place.

Canadian generals cry in public, and over subjects like this.

This is Canada’s top military general.

She is crying while apologizing for systemic racism and discrimination in their forces.

A deeply unserious country.
This is how Western civilization dies.pic.twitter.com/riHDN5lNQZ

— Geiger Capital (@Geiger_Capital) October 31, 2025

They’ll threaten military members who don’t agree about this.

Canadian navy base flies trans flag stating ‘hateful online conduct’ may be subject to ‘criminal justice process’. Link to story in comments. pic.twitter.com/H5smG807tW

— Western Standard (@WSOnlineNews) April 6, 2026

Recent developments in some provinces indicate nearly everyone’s property now seems to belong to the First Nations, and the land rush is on for tribes to gobble up what they can.

Mark Carney, the tiny, slimy, tongue-tied WEF world banker anointed and then elected prime minister (upon Fidelito’s tearful adieu from office), took time, amid bouncing loyalties between China and the United States, to thank a hitchhiking Canadian astronaut aboard Artemis II for his ‘incredible’ contribution of speaking French in space.

Carney lauds Canada’s moon traveller for “incredible” feat of speaking French | Toronto Sun https://t.co/9dmAKMmvcs

— Joe Warmington (@joe_warmington) April 9, 2026

These are not serious people.

Is it any wonder that the relatively saner, hardworking, and grounded-in-reality residents of Alberta are experiencing a surge in polling approval for the ongoing independence movement?

The jump in positive numbers came as such a surprise that the province’s premier, Danielle Smith, wound up having to comment on it. All this progress towards changing hearts and minds, and the ongoing petition-signature drive still has until May 6 to gather more names before the turn-in deadline. 

At this rate, which was already at a record-breaking pace compared to past petition drives, they may blow the doors off the count.

When Alberta independence hits 42%, the message is simple.

Albertans are done being ruled by people who do not share our values, respect our economy, or care what we think. #AlbertaIndependence pic.twitter.com/TQ4SE1JlVq

— Rise Of Alberta (@RiseOfAlberta) March 15, 2026

If, as Smith says, Albertans are indicating they are…

DONE BEING RULED BY PEOPLE WHO DO NOT SHARE OUR VALUES

…I cannot imagine how well the issue is going to be doing by the date set for a vote, which is this coming October 19.

The rest of Canada is working hard to let Alberta know just how little they have in common with each other.

Witness this sterling example of an elected member of the Canadian Parliament from the New Democratic Party (NDP) as she protests proposed Carney budget cuts.

MP Leah Gazan said she was ‘shocked’ to find Carney laying $7B waste to two Canadian indigenous service departments, and then she lays a revised woke alphabet soup sex grievance string on like nothing anyone’s ever seen.

GENOCIDE

Oh you thought the @liberal_party was bad? Allow me to introduce you to the @NDP 🤡

NDP MP Leah Gazan says there is a “genocide” of MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ people in Canada. pic.twitter.com/QXzI6X1bZO

— Meghan Murphy (@MeghanEMurphy) April 9, 2026

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+

Here’s a translation primer because I know you’re wondering Vurt da FURK that chick just said, in between trying to breathe from laughing and spitting out your coffee.

And, yes – it is complete freakspeak.

…3) MMIWG refers to “Murdered and Missing Indigenous Women and Girls.” The problem of violence against indigenous women is a real and tragic issue. Unfortunately, a couple of years ago, a bunch of activists produced a ridiculous report on the subject that called it a “continuing” (!!!) “genocide,”and demanded that we all call it that. The whole movement collapsed when it was pointed out that something like 80% of the indigenous women who are killed are killed by indigenous men, which is very much off-message from the whole white colonial G-word thing. But the acronym still gets name-dropped when people are indicting Canada for all its infinitely genocidey genociding of everybody  

4) “2SLGBTQetcetc…” Americans always ask me what “2S” stands for. It stands for “2 spirited,” a term that white academics popularized 50 years ago to give expression to their mystical reveries about sacred indigenous elf-people living in some precolonial eden-like genderwang Nirvana where everyone has three penises and five vaginas. No one is allowed to ask what the term even means, but our government made it official policy to use ridiculous words like this under Trudeau, so we’re stuck with it. Basically, if you’re an indigenous guy who likes to wear eyeliner, or an indigenous woman with blue hair and sensible shoes, you call yourself “2 spirited” on your govt grant applications. No one is even allowed to ask whether it’s a gender identity or a sexual orientation. It apparently exists in some exalted state that defies this kind of rigid colonial typology, or something like that. 

For the record, the entire string is ‘short’ for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls 2 Spirit Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Questioning Intersex Asexual +

I can’t EVEN with these people.

Political observers in Canadian media are enthralled with the shiny new…thing, because of course, they are. It’s Canada.

WATCH: NDP MP @LeahGazan uses new acronym ‘MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+.’ pic.twitter.com/leigi70Otv

— TrendingPolitics.ca (@TrendPolCa) April 9, 2026

WEEEE! A NEW ACRONYM!!!

This is not a serious country.

Jordan Peterson foresaw this ‘hop on the grievance bus, Gus‘ trend coming years ago. One clever soul with a terrific memory found a 2017 snippet of the good doctor lecturing about what he thought was going to happen, and danged if he didn’t nail it.

We have actually gone from from “LGTBT” to “MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+”

2017 Jordan Peterson has been vindicated (once again) https://t.co/Evw4O9addt pic.twitter.com/lOBR1LEywK

— PF Jung (@PF_Jung) April 9, 2026

As one might imagine, the very earnest MP Gazan’s performance has earned itself some…um…well-aimed mockery of the highest order. 

pic.twitter.com/5xaIUGrwJQ

— Solace 🔜 Death (@BaronSolace) April 9, 2026

What a hoot.

New super strong password just dropped pic.twitter.com/7twzHO5q0I

— Danny Polishchuk (@Dannyjokes) April 8, 2026

And there is already a gut-busting AI vignette of JD at the Scripps Spelling Bee.

Naturally, the word is?

A SINGLE WORD USED TO DESCRIBE EVERY MINORITY GROUP EVER CONCEIVED…AND SOME THAT ARE STILL PENDING APPROVAL

*sigh*

COULD YOU USE THAT IN A SENTENCE, PLEASE?

MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ is officially the Word of the Year. pic.twitter.com/ZGobBzCBVV

— TBC (@TBC_on_X) April 9, 2026

And I’m ded.

Seriously.

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