Hunter Biden Can't Help Being a Disgusting, Degenerate Douchebag

Hunter Biden is the degenerate son of a degenerate and corrupt man, whom the Democrats compared to Washington, Lincoln, and FDR.

He has the ethics of Bernie Madoff, the sexual appetites of Caligula, and the self-control of a spoiled toddler who has been living on a diet of candy, Pop-Tarts, and Frosted Flakes.

Democrats, it seems, can’t get enough of him. His latest podcast appearance on the “Wide Awake Podcast” is delighting his fans and disrupting the digestion of those of us who just want the Bidens to go away, preferably to some prison cell somewhere, or perhaps on a nice vacation in Venezuela.

Hunter is venting about how evil and unethical his critics are, and how grossly unfair it is to notice that he is a corrupt sex offender who has sold out the American people to fund his hookers and blow lifestyle.

Despite getting his pardon, Hunter is still so angry that there was an attempt to hold him accountable for his criminal behavior and his part in the family corruption business. It’s just so gross. Attacking Miranda’s looks, calling her a “wh*re” for money”. Disgusting.

— Brittany (@bccover) November 14, 2025

You would imagine that any self-respecting Democrat would desperately want to have Hunter Biden disappear off the face of the earth, but apparently, quite a few of them are hungering to hear the wisdom of the former First Son. He is making regular appearances on podcasts, and he has even mused about what he would do were he ever to become president.

https://t.co/o1fPkwgQA7

— Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 (@JasonJournoDC) November 14, 2025

Perhaps Hunter is hoping to become an “influencer” himself, since his former job of selling influence is no longer viable for him, and the market for his “art” has suddenly disappeared along with his father’s influence.

So he’s out floating the idea that MAGA killed Charlie Kirk, which puts him in the fine company of Candace Owens and the people who believe that the earth is flat and carried along by turtles. The latter belief would even fit with the left’s love of “Indigenous knowledge,” so he should run with that idea too.

🚨NEW: Hunter Biden claims Charlie Kirk Assassination “ONLY SERVED” MAGA🚨

“I don’t know why Charlie Kirk was shot, but I do know this: It’s only served one group of people, Charlie Kirk’s death — MAGA. They have taken this, they have wrapped themselves in it, they have… pic.twitter.com/iepsBgfDBK

— Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 (@JasonJournoDC) November 14, 2025

Hunter is being dragged out as a character witness against Trump, which is also on brand for Democrats.

Hunter Biden is begging to be in more memes. pic.twitter.com/MXzJEEdCJJ

— Phantom Shadow (@Fuknutz) November 14, 2025

The Democratic Party, after all, just appealed to the wisdom and good judgment of Jeffrey Epstein to prove Donald Trump is a horrible person.

No, really. They did.

Democrats yesterday: Jeffrey Epstein was best friends with Trump and this proves Trump is a bad man!

Democrats today: Jeffrey Epstein hated Trump and this proves Trump is a bad man!

Pick a lane already. pic.twitter.com/HsLzVN74Cp

— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) November 13, 2025

I mean, c’mon, man…who wouldn’t trust Jeffrey Epstein’s character judgment?

You guys were just saying Trump and Epstein were besties a couple months ago, could you idiots please make up your mind? pic.twitter.com/6jYTMOyJPQ

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) November 13, 2025

Bill Clinton demonstrated that shamelessness is a powerful asset in politics, and clearly, that lesson stuck. Hunter has helped set the tone for the Democrats since Trump’s victory. He began the “use swearwords to prove sincerity” shtick, and now everybody in his party has picked it up.

Expect to see a lot more of Hunter in the coming years. He fits in quite well with that lot.