Hunter Biden Is Running For President

Hunter for President. He’s done it once; he can do it again. If you liked Joe Biden’s presidency, elect the man who helped run the autopen.

I am only half joking, folks. Hunter Biden might be running for President of the United States. He’s already mused about what he would do as president, and he is on a tour of the podcasts to defend the Joe Biden administration. 

He could be running for president. 

🚨WATCH THIS: Hunter Biden sums up in two minutes what the media will never tell you, and it’s the reason why Donald Trump is so obsessed with President Biden. pic.twitter.com/VDBrkTL7n0

— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) July 22, 2025

Hunter is on a media tour and is letting it all hang out once again. While–so far–we have no X-rated images to look away from, he is dropping some X-rated f-bombs in between his defenses of his father’s presidency and telling us what he would do if he were elected in 2028. 

Seriously. NSFW:

Hunter Biden comes out of hiding and vulgarly demands President Trump bring back all deported criminal aliens.

Says if he were president, he’d call El Salvador’s president and threaten an invasion if they don’t give them back:

“I say, f*ck you. How are we getting those people… pic.twitter.com/NDO59QE9kA

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 21, 2025

Says if he were president, he’d call El Salvador’s president and threaten an invasion if they don’t give them back: 

“I say, f*ck you. How are we getting those people back from fucking El Salvador?”

“I would pick up the phone and call the f*cking President of El Salvador and say, you either f*cking send them back or I’m going to f*cking invade. It’s a f*cking crime what they’re doing. He’s a f*cking dictator.”

In his latest podcast appearance, he actually sat down with the former Chair of the DNC to discuss his father’s regency– basically saying it didn’t matter whether Joe was really sentient–just look at the results. 

Now you and I may think that the results looked pretty awful, but Hunter and At Our Table podcast host and former Democratic National Committee Chair Jamie Harrison seem to think that the regency went very well. Hunter was the second guest on this podcast–Tim Walz was first–so you definitely get the sense that at least some Democrats want to keep the Biden brand viable, and see Hunter as a credible spokesperson.

Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket https://t.co/IxM3DvhrOc pic.twitter.com/trwov9epoR

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 21, 2025

Hunter has defended the Democratic Party’s view that the country needs slaves with dark skin to clean our rooms and do our gardens–inside slaves and outside slaves–and is making the case that crack really is a great drug. 

Hunter Biden on the benefits of crack cocaine.

Definitely Joe’s son.

An arrogant, ignorant, hostile clown.

pic.twitter.com/uf25reL79H

— john jackson (@pvtjokerus) July 21, 2025

And Democrats, for some reason, are eating it up. When the former Chair of the DNC is platforming the guy, you know that there is something going on here. Hunter is suddenly everywhere. 

While everyone’s laughing at Hunter Biden again today, remember he is not a nobody.

Hunter Biden held a seat on the board of one of the most powerful NGO networks in the world: the U.S. Global Leadership Coalition (USGLC). This is a group that directs U.S. foreign aid strategy… pic.twitter.com/JAnHQOWwgs

— DataRepublican (small r) (@DataRepublican) July 22, 2025

We all think of Hunter as the ne’er-do-well who gets into a bit of a jam with crack, guns, taxes, baby mommas, and all the rest, but he also played a pivotal role in Joe Biden’s presidency. In the last year–at least–he sat in every meeting with Joe, lived in the White House, and became the de facto Chief of Staff–or more. 

And now he is being platformed and put out there as a spokesman. 

Perhaps some Democrats are thinking, “we need authenticity,” and Hunter kinda-sorta fits the bill. What you see is what you get. A crack-addled grifter who sold influence for a living and enjoyed hookers and blow. 

What of it? Who doesn’t?

Oh, so Hunter Biden thinks his laptop full of minors, drugs, and prostitutes is no big deal… because, hey, “everyone has a laptop.”

Yeah, Hunter—we all have laptops.

We just don’t use ours to store evidence of major crimes. Crimes so egregious, your father had to issue you a… pic.twitter.com/jZicD8ezPc

— Wesley Hunt (@WesleyHuntTX) July 21, 2025

Who doesn’t document all their felonies on their computer? 

And, we know, Democrats DON’T CARE a whit about whether their leaders are even SENTIENT. It doesn’t matter. Hunter would at least be entertainment while the technocrats run things in the background. That’s a darn sight better than Joe Biden or Kamala Harris. And Hunter assures us that his vice–crack–is better than Kamala’s–alcohol. So there is that. 

Hunter Biden is being excoriated for that interview, but where’s the daylight between Hunter and any other Democrat on immigration? Hunter is the poster child for the Dems’ current view: that our economy should rely on a serf caste of illegal labor undercutting American wages. pic.twitter.com/I4SaMf7HqI

— Batya Ungar-Sargon (@bungarsargon) July 23, 2025

If you think about it, electing Hunter would make more sense than Kamala Harris for Democrats who believe that a shadowy elite filled with technocrats should run the world. Give him some hookers and blow, and he would sign anything they want–no autopen needed. He could be one of those crazy Roman Emperors, distributing bread and putting on circuses, while the “experts” run things in the background. 

We can have lions eat Christians–that would be on brand for Democrats, too! Animal welfare and getting rid of the sky daddy people at the same time!

Shout out to Hunter Biden for proving that the parties never switched. pic.twitter.com/cQZBf1w5BS

— Damani Felder (@TheDamaniFelder) July 21, 2025

Hunter’s even got the swearing down. All Democrats are swearing, and nobody does it better than Hunter. And there is no need to worry about emerging scandals–it’s all out there to begin with. No October surprises! Trump had to deal with the “Grab ’em by the…” tape in 2016. What could you throw out there about Hunter that doesn’t seem tame by comparison with what we already know?

Holy shlit

Sam Harris just admitted he supported censoring the Hunter Biden laptop story because it helped Biden

This man just set his entire career on fire pic.twitter.com/FG3JI5Rb7e

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) August 18, 2022

It sounds insane to think Hunter could run for president, but is it? Democrats are desperate. They see that Trump is a showman who seems immune to criticism. Maybe Hunter could be, too? If you stack up Hunter Biden against Mayor Pete, the contrast is pretty clear: Hunter is a better candidate. 

Ask Sam Harris what he thinks. 

Hunter Biden might be the Democrats’ best chance in 2028. He fits the brand to a T.