Keir Starmer’s Really Bad, Totally Deserved, Terrible Week

It’s no secret what I think of this milquetoast cockroach.

And the prime minister of England has been doing a pretty thorough job of making himself dispensable to the British public all on his own with his authoritarian carrying-ons, his embrace of foreign cultures and peoples over his own, onerous economic burdens, and his unfathomable drive to obliterate whatever respectable standing the United Kingdom still had in the world.

It’s no mistake that there’s a new purple-haired, proudly British vixen ruling the social media waves…

Amelia, on the preservation of British culture.

I hope @rustyrockets @JohnCleese @Con_Tomlinson @RupertLowe10 @benhabib6 will watch.

A West lost to the Third World is a West that can no longer help the Third World. pic.twitter.com/m2SnrA9HrD

— Huff (@Huff4Congress) February 3, 2026

…and a new theme song in the streets when Brits get together for a protest – one that they all know the words to.

“Starmer is a Wanker” ✊🏻#TwoTierKeir #TwoTierFreeGearKeir @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour pic.twitter.com/FxkhGacrqV

— Paul B 🇬🇧 🔴 (@pauldbowen) October 26, 2024

Keir Starmer’s fortunes were wobbling so badly that he cancelled twenty-seven local council elections scheduled for this May in an attempt to keep his Labour majority.

🚨BREAKING – KEIR STARMER ANNOUNCES TWENTY SEVEN LOCAL ELECTIONS ARE CANCELLED

This means a record 4 MILLION British citizens will not be able to vote this May when they should have

Keir Starmer is a dictator
Fascists cancel elections pic.twitter.com/qQpjlFu0JN

— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) January 14, 2026

OOPS

Make that 29.

The Starmer regime has confirmed they will cancel elections in 29 English council areas, sticking two fingers up to democracy and denying 4 million people of their right to vote. pic.twitter.com/MKzLTcbHxS

— David Kurten (@davidkurten) January 22, 2026

He had to withdraw the deal to pay to give away the strategically essential Chagos Islands to the Chinese-cozy, rapacious Mauritians when the United States blew a gasket over being lied to about the ‘why,’ and invoked a 1966 treaty he and his toadies had overlooked.

But it wasn’t until this week, when the avalanche of Epstein files dumped by our Department of Justice reached out and touched more than the formerly known as Prince Randy Andy that Starmer’s future suddenly looked bleak.

Known as ‘The Prince of Darkness,’ Lord Peter Mandelson was an intimate of both Starmer’s and, as we now know, Jeffrey Epstein’s. There had been questions about the relationship between the two of them, especially with Mandelson’s position high atop the Labour pyramid, but he denied any close contact.

Or so Starmer says now.

Starmer, however, had always acted a bit impulsively around Mandelson. Like when he reportedly appointed him as the UK’s ambassador to the United States without anyone’s by-your-leave.

Starmer personally appointed Mandelson, the “best pal” of a paedo.
In so doing he has humiliated us on international stage

Did the PM mislead the House in saying “full due process was followed during the appointment” when in fact he had already appointed & announced Mandelson… pic.twitter.com/HovKur6i4d

— Richard Tice MP 🇬🇧 (@TiceRichard) September 16, 2025

Well, darn it, says Two Tier Keir now after the revelations. I messed up. I believed the scoundrel.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer remains under pressure this evening over his decision to appoint Peter Mandelson as US ambassador in 2024 – despite his connections to the late financier Jeffery Epstein.

Lib Dem leader Ed Davey and the Conservatives’ Kemi Badenoch have pushed for MPs to have votes of confidence in the PM, with Badenoch saying “it’s a question of when, not if he goes”.

Reform leader Nigel Farage called it “the biggest scandal for 100 years”, and said Starmer’s apology was “weak”. Green Party leader Zack Polanski, meanwhile, told BBC’s Newsnight yesterday that it was “the right thing” for Starmer to step down.

And there is also pressure inside Labour.

Salford MP Rebecca Long-Bailey has called it a “catastrophic misjudgement” for the PM to appoint Mandelson, while Rachael Maskell told the BBC that it’s “inevitable” that Starmer has to step down.

Mandelson was the frontman for massaging the Chagos deal.

It is becoming increasingly obvious that the reason Starmer sent Mandelson to Washington, despite his long history of scandals and his friendship with Epstein, was to lobby for the Chagos Islands, with Diego Garcia at the center, to be handed over to a Chinese vassal state. https://t.co/ZY2HoOJOrL

— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) February 5, 2026

The Epstein files have revealed that Lord Mandelson was leaking sensitive government information to the disgraced and convicted millionaire paedophile, something Starmer was specifically quizzed about last September.

Strange they are available now.

Gordon Brown asked Starmer in September 2025 to look into emails and communications between Epstein and Mandelson.
This was the Govt response.

“That enquiry led to a response on November 19 that no departmental record could be found of any…

— Stephen R Jones (@Meliden) February 3, 2026

…”That enquiry led to a response on November 19 that no departmental record could be found of any information or communication from Lord Mandelson to Mr Epstein on these issues.”

And the litany of lies, obfuscations, and prevarications from Starmer regarding Mandelson and his relationship with Epstein is astonishing.

There were years of photographs and evidence, even without the absolutely damning refuse floating up from the DoJ release.

Yet Starmer still forged ahead.

…A Channel 4 Dispatches documentary on Epstein in 2019 revealed that Mandelson had phoned Epstein in prison trying to arrange a meeting with the boss of JP Morgan, Jamie Dimon.

Then in January 2024, as the country geared up for the general election, a photograph was published of Mandelson with Epstein in the Caribbean. In a remarkable precursor of the events of the past week, Labour MPs called on Sir Keir to throw Mandelson out of the Labour Party because, as one Labour MP said, he was “closely connected to a proven paedophile”.

It was public knowledge that as well as staying in Epstein’s homes in New York and Paris, he had stayed on Little St James – Epstein’s private sanctuary that the press widely referred to as “paedo island” – and that he had flown on Epstein’s private jet, nicknamed the Lolita Express.

I KNOW NUZZINK

…No wonder, then, that Labour MPs are now fuming at Sir Keir’s suggestion that it was somehow the fault of the security services that he was blinded to Lord Mandelson’s dodgy past.

Sir Keir announced in December 2024, before any Foreign Office vetting had been done, that Lord Mandelson was his choice to replace the highly capable Dame Karen Pierce as British ambassador to the US.

The Prime Minister wanted George Osborne, the former Tory chancellor, to do the job, but was persuaded by his chief of staff – and Mandelson protégé – Morgan McSweeney that the man who had twice resigned from the Blair government over his ties to wealthy men was the right person for the job.

Sir Keir had been given a two-page report on Mandelson by the Cabinet Office propriety and ethics team, which carried out preliminary due diligence on all of the candidates for the ambassadorial role, and which amounted to a summary of publicly available information.

They’re calling for his head.

A sitting Labour MP openly saying ‘the PM has to step down’ is the kind of sentence you expect in a political thriller, not a Thursday morning.
If backbenchers are talking like this in public, imagine the group chats right now.

— Intare Batinya (@GorillaExplorer) February 5, 2026

Starmer’s pathetic apology and his even more pathetic collapse while answering the Prime Minister’s questions on the floor of Parliament have effectively doomed his career.

Keir Starmer has confirmed he knew about Mandelson’s continued relationship with the paedophile Epstein when he appointed him Ambassador.

His catastrophic judgement has harmed the special relationship, endangered national security, and embarrassed our nation.

No more cover up. pic.twitter.com/YAoP8DJ36u

— Kemi Badenoch (@KemiBadenoch) February 4, 2026

Unbelievable.

Starmer isn’t wrong that Mandelson is a traitor to Britain, but the question is why did he appoint him in the first place? https://t.co/wVJsZvNr01 pic.twitter.com/IlY5UlMeGS

— Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@Sargon_of_Akkad) February 4, 2026

Why, indeed.

This creature is a menace.

Should Starmer go? @OliDugmore tears open where we are with the Labour Party

Instead of thinking the established intel on Mandelson was disqualifying, Labour thought yes this is our guy who we are going to elevate to the most prestigious diplomatic posting we have and make him… pic.twitter.com/c65lMm8RU5

— Liz Webster (@LizWebsterSBF) February 5, 2026

…Labour thought yes this is our guy who we are going to elevate to the most prestigious diplomatic posting we have and make him our man in Washington

Maybe he’ll take Labour with him and do everyone a favour.

 

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