Minnesota State Government Analyst Arrested for Vandalizing Teslas

Well, when the governor gives the green light to go out and commit crimes for political purposes, it’s not surprising that one of the 37,000 people working for him will happily do so. 

As you may recall, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was giddy about the drop in Tesla stock price driven by the Democrat-funded domestic terrorist campaign against Elon Musk. 

What do you expect? He was the Democratic Party candidate for Vice President, who loves to pal around with the radical billionaires who toss their money into groups like Indivisible, and gives rousing speeches to the Antifa-loving crowds who still turn out to rallies for a party that has about 25% approval. 

I’m mildly surprised he hasn’t held a fundraiser for Luigi Mangione, although that might be a bit far given that UnitedHealthcare is a Minnesota company and he likely gets a bunch of donations from their executives. 

So Tesla it is, and Dylan Bryan Adams, a Minnesota Fiscal Analyst for the Department of Health took up Tim Walz’s implicit challenge to hit Elon Musk where it hurts. 

🚨 BREAKING: The man seen vandalizing a Tesla has been ID’d as 33-year-old Dylan Bryan Adams.

He’s accused of causing $20K+ in damages across the Twin Cities.

The kicker: Adams works as a Fiscal Policy Analyst for the State of Minnesota. Someone took Tim Walz’s words to heart. pic.twitter.com/YYco1jcKpe

— Dustin Grage (@GrageDustin) April 18, 2025

I assume that doing more than $20,000 worth of damage in multiple incidents would be a felony, but I would be shocked if Adams didn’t get a sweet deal from the prosecutor and even keep his job. He is, after all, a fine upstanding state employee, and Tesla owners are Nazis. 

What makes the Adams case, and many of the other Tesla vandalism cases so interesting is the who, not the what. So many of the vandals we see are not professional protesters or easily identified radicals. They are older folks, college educated, in middle-class or better jobs, and who will tell you that they are all about helping people and voting for the future. 

What they really are is cretins who enjoy doing violence because they are driven by anger, even hate, and the Democratic Party has given them an excuse to indulge in their rage. They will look you in the eye and insist that they are the good guys. They are the GIs storming the beaches at Normandy, fighting Hitler. 

The truth is that they just like hurting people, and the liberals have given them permission and even praise for doing so. 

“It’s for a cause!” They are “saving democracy.” 

Keying cars. Harming innocent people. Making society worse.