Pudge Bucket Hamas Leader Tells Gazans Don’t Be Takin’ No Meals From Jews

Seems like such a nice guy, this Osama Hamdan, the Hamas representative, telling Palestinians how to suffer some more for the cause from the relative safety of Beirut.

Dedicated dude, this Hamdan.

As for starving bit, I’d say old Hambone’s pretty much a food expert judging by his glamour shots.

Morbidly obese Hamas leader, Osama Hamdan, from his privileged home in Qatar, commands the palestinian people in Gaza to reject the FREE FOOD and aid Israel and the US are so graciously supplying at their own peril. pic.twitter.com/qMkiVJrLXZ

— Michal/Michele -מיכל✡️ 🟦 (@MichalSabra) May 28, 2025

And just think – black is slimming.

Dear God.

So lots of people have pointed out the obvious contradiction in the porculent Hamdan’s statement. Wasn’t Hamas just shrieking – along with their UN enablers – about thousands of babies due to die in the next two days and Gazans wasting away?

So…what’s this business from headquarters now with ‘don’t take Jew food’? It would seem it runs counter to the narrative they’ve worked so hard on.

HAMAS: WE DEMAND YOU GIVE US FOOD, STARVING US IS A WAR CRIME!

*GIVES FOOD*

ALSO HAMAS: DON’T TAKE THE FOOD FROM THE OCCUPIERS!

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I had to do a little digging, because, for one thing, I couldn’t find another source other than these quotes where this had actually comes from. But then I figured it out, doncha know.

Hambone’s porky little snout is out of joint because the U.S. and Israel have set up a food distribution system that completely cuts Hamas and their erstwhile partners in crime, the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA), out of the food distribution chain.

In other words, UNWRA (and by extension, Hamas operatives) no longer control either the access points for the relief trucks for this program entering Gaza, nor do they control disbursing the food boxes at the distribution sites.

It’s all being handled by United States contractors.

Which means, hello – Hamas is cut completely out of the relief supply thievery and resale business, which has also functioned nicely as their terrorist army supply depot all these years.

HOLY CRAP

No wonder they’re pissed.

And no wonder the international press is calling the US-Israeli joint venture ‘controversial,’ the pathetic hacks. All while trying to make it sound as ineffective and disorganized as possible.

A controversial new U.S. and Israel-backed aid group says it began operating in the war-torn Gaza Strip on Monday, despite objections from the United Nations, other humanitarian groups, and the recent, sudden resignation of its American executive director, who said it couldn’t operate independently. The Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) said it opened its first aid distribution hubs in the enclave on Monday and that truckloads of food had been delivered.

The GHF said in a statement that about 8,000 food boxes had been distributed by Tuesday afternoon, each one containing enough to feed “5.5 people for 3.5 days, totaling 462,000 meals.”

“More trucks with aid will be delivered tomorrow, with the flow of aid increasing each day,” GHF said in a statement.

There were unconfirmed reports by Israeli and Palestinian media outlets that one of the aid hubs was abandoned by the security personnel in charge of securing the operation after thousands of people clambering for food overran the location. The Israel Hayom newspaper said the security forces withdrew to helicopters amid gunfire.

In a statement, the GHF said there was a “moment in the late afternoon” at one of its Secure Distribution Sites when the number of people seeking aid “was such that the GHF team fell back to allow a small number of Gazans to take aid safely and dissipate. This was done in accordance with GHF protocol to avoid casualties. Normal operations have resumed.”

Everyone has pooh-poohed Israel’s assertion of Hamas’s thievery, but it’s well documented. And it must have been the Biden White House denying the diversions happened.

…Israel has pushed for an alternative aid delivery plan because it says it must stop Hamas from seizing aid. The U.N. has denied that Hamas has diverted large amounts of aid. Hamas, long designated a terrorist organization by Israel, the U.S. and the European Union, also denies the allegations.

I posted about one blatantly hilarious theft a couple of years ago where the UNWRA staff was caught blue-handed packing trucks with pilfered supplies for Hamas while blinking like cats as they said, ‘OMG! Where’d it go? Someone musta stole all this stuff!’

INCONVENIENT

It wasn’t so bad that any of it stopped, though.

So the fact that the first few days of this new distribution plan went relatively smoothly, all things considered, has Hamas snorting fire and their fatty pants hierarchy talking smack about Jews and warning about relocation if you use Jew food to stop your family from starving.

Hamas tells Palestinians not to use new aid system

Hamas warned Palestinians on Monday not to cooperate with the new aid system, saying it is part of Israel’s plans to transfer much of Gaza’s population to other countries or to force people out of the north into the southern part of Gaza.

The terrorists and UN have to be absolutely wigging at what the GHF has planned, because it could well put the two of them out of the stolen relief supply business and bust the famine narrative all to pieces in one fell swoop.

…The organization, said to be made up of former humanitarian, government and military officials, has said its distribution points will provide aid for a million Palestinians — around half of Gaza’s population — by the end of the week.

It explains the hasty ‘NO JEW FOOD FOR YOU‘ campaign.

It’s much better to starve in the interest of Hamas solidarity, and the big boys in Beirut will be thinking of you.

Hamxs Senior Osama Hamdan: “We expect our great people to thwart the method of receiving aid today, just as they thwarted it yesterday. We trust that our people will endure hunger and not extend their hands to the occupier asking for aid!” pic.twitter.com/hZL4mFHe2N

— ARISE (@ARISEforIsrael) May 28, 2025

Trust them – they have Gaza’s best interest at heart.

Not enough to move there and miss a meal themselves, mind you.

But close enough.

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