Queer Quirks Continue in Keir’s Ukrainian Arson Saga

A little over a week and a half ago, I told y’all how British police were crackin’ the case of the weirdest firebug infestation ever to plague a British Prime Minister…if ever one had.

Over the course of four days, various vehicles and properties all came under firebomb attacks, and every last incident had something to do with Keir Starmer having once or currently owning whatever was in flames.

🚨 PICTURED: The damage caused to Keir Starmer’s North London home after it was set on fire earlier today

📸 Peter Macdiarmid/LNP https://t.co/4FeJwZDr2g pic.twitter.com/Kj0Jyxoh05

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) May 12, 2025

Naturally, the authorities were horrified – who was hunting down the PM’s belongings and homes, flinging Molotov cocktails at them, and, most importantly, why?

It got even weirder.

In the course of the inquiry, the crack investigators of Scotland Yard’s counter-terrorism teams had, during the chase, scooped up not one, not two, but three young men in their mid-twenties, and all of them Ukrainian.

…Roman Lavrynovych, 21, Stanislav Carpiuc, 26, and Petro Pochynok, 34, were all handed charges by the Crown Prosecution Service relating to the fires.

Lavrynovych was charged with three counts of arson with intent to endanger life.

While Carpiuc – also arrested at a London airport, this time at Luton – and Pochynok were both charged with conspiracy to commit arson with intent to endanger life.

Freakishly enough, all three had modeling aspirations, and there were rumors of them being what’s known as ‘rent boys,’ or young male prostitutes.

OKAY

Three gay rent boys set fire to Starmers houses and car and no one is asking any questions. WTF pic.twitter.com/O5xPd75bae

— Steve Delaney 🇬🇧 (@Wokewaster) May 30, 2025

Weirder still, how on earth did these foreign men know about a Jeep that had formerly belonged to the PM or a house he’d renovated for a rental property, or his former residence, which his sister-in-law had occupied since the Starmer’s move to 10 Downing Street?

There are a lot of unanswered questions.

It has led to speculation it was a foreign operation – the Russians, maybe.

I’m hearing Government officials are investigating possible Russian links to the arson attacks at properties linked to Sir Keir Starmer, it has been claimed.
The big question….
So why is Russia using rent boys to attack Keir Starmer????? pic.twitter.com/X4SDupSoDO

— 𝕍𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕖𝕆𝕗𝕋𝕙𝕖𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🇬🇧 🇿🇼 (@GiftCee) May 24, 2025

The Russians, of course, have nyet to say about it.

And then, today, lo and behold – they’ve scooped up another suspect. Police nabbed him at an airport.

A fourth man has been arrested over suspected arson attacks on two properties and a car linked to Keir Starmer.

The 48-year-old was arrested at Stansted airport in Essex on Monday on suspicion of conspiracy to commit arson with intent to endanger life.

Now, he’s much older than the other three being held, and there’s no name yet, but how many people were involved in this, for crying out loud?

A fourth man has been arrested in an arson probe into a series of fires at properties linked to Sir #KeirStarmer #StarmerOut.
The suspect, 48, was detained on Monday at London Stansted Airporthttps://t.co/PMtnANluyi
He was initially stopped by officers under schedule 7 of the… pic.twitter.com/i48NsFJK3n

— JulietteSchwartz (@Juliett59778255) June 2, 2025

…He was initially stopped by officers under schedule 7 of the Terrorism Act 2000, before being arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit arson with intent to endanger life, Scotland Yard said. He has now been taken to a police station in London where he remains in custody, the force added.   

The probe into the alleged arson attacks is being led by Scotland Yard’s Counter Terrorism Command due to the properties’ links to StarmerPA The probe into the alleged arson attacks is being led by Scotland Yard’s Counter Terrorism Command due to the properties’ links to Starmer.

This is nuts.

And people have questions.

Fourth Man Arrested Over Fires Linked to Keir Starmer
Starmer says the attacks represent “an attack on all of us, on democracy and the values we stand for.”
this feels less like a broad assault on democracy and more like something intensely personal.https://t.co/62gh6gx5tg

— Labour Heartlands (@Labourheartland) June 2, 2025

In fact, the government has already snatched up one podcaster who was talking about the peculiarities of the case. They’ve charged him with a hate crime for answering the racist comments of a Muslim Scottish SNP representative, which has also effectively muzzled his speculation on the arson attacks. 

🚨NEW: Scottish podcaster and Youtuber Craig Houston has been arrested and charged by police under the Online Communications Act.

Mr Houston made a video on Islamic Glasgow councillor Soryia Siddique for her racist comments after she said she had been surprised by how “pale,… pic.twitter.com/JLxK06AaMC

— The Mercian (@TheMercianNews) June 1, 2025

…Mr Houston made a video on Islamic Glasgow councillor Soryia Siddique for her racist comments after she said she had been surprised by how “pale, male and stale” politics was. Siddique claims this video led to her being a victim of “Islamophobic trolls.” Mr Houston will appear at Glasgow Sheriff Court at a later date.

That’s a convenient tool they have there.

In the meantime, speculation runs rampant, and everyone waits to learn more about who it is they’ve detained.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said: “A fourth man has been arrested as part of an investigation into a series of fires in north London.

“A 48-year-old man was arrested on Monday, 2 June at London Stansted Airport. He was initially stopped by officers under schedule 7 of the Terrorism Act, 2000, before being arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit arson with intent to endanger life.

“The arrest is connected to an investigation into a vehicle fire in NW5 on Thursday, 8 May, a fire at the entrance of a property in N7 on Sunday, 11 May and a fire at a residential address in NW5 in the early hours of Monday, 12 May.

“The man has been taken to a London police station, where he currently remains in police custody.”

The pimp?

Fourth man arrested over Starmer firebomb attacks https://t.co/5gSkhwAY2p

— Zvonmir Boben (@andyben) June 2, 2025

Seriously.

Inquiring minds want to know.