Chelsea Handler learned a valuable lesson — if you’re going to attack Tony Hinchcliffe, don’t go first

Liberal entertainer Chelsea Handler went head-to-head with one of the biggest comedians in the United States over the weekend, and the results were brutal.

Handler was once known for her talk shows, including “Chelsea Lately” (2007–2014), but in recent years, she has become a dominant progressive voice for feminism and being alone.

‘Her whole act is just talking about how it’s stupid to have kids.’

Handler has garnered headlines in the last two decades for comments like, “I’m not interested in long-term commitments” in 2025, saying “being childless and alone are everything they’re cracked up to be” in 2016, and “I definitely don’t want to have kids” in 2013.

On Sunday, however, Handler was forced to perform ahead of rival Tony Hinchcliffe on Netflix’s “The Roast of Kevin Hart” — giving the more conservative Hinchcliffe the last word.

Ladies first

Keeping with her progressive motif, Handler directed jokes at Hinchcliffe like, “Tony is what happens when women don’t have safe access to abortion care,” and “Tony you have the face of a school shooter and the personality of somebody who gets shot first.”

The 51-year-old also went after Shane Gillis, who was hosting the roast, saying, “Tony and Shane both live in Texas where abortion is illegal, but on the upside, if you see one of them doing comedy there’s a pretty good chance your uterus will start dry heaving on its own.”

She then joked that both are white supremacists who, if they weren’t at the event, would typically “just burn a cross on someone’s lawn.”

Six comedians later, it was Hinchcliffe’s turn, and he did not hold back his disdain for Handler in a series of brutal roasts.

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Burn notice

“We knew Chelsea Handler would be available today because it’s Mother’s Day,” Hinchcliffe began.

Hinchcliffe then mocked Handler’s looks, saying she “looks like the f**king Joker” and is “aging like a vegetable in Lizzo’s fridge.”

It then seemed like Hinchcliffe may have gone off the cuff when he said Handler “f**king sucks and always has, by the way. Her whole act is just talking about how it’s stupid to have kids.”

He went on, “We get it, your ovaries are busted, that’s like if Kevin [Hart]’s whole act was about how ‘roller coasters aren’t that cool anyway.'”

Rounding out his full assault, the 41-year-old Hinchcliffe said, “Chelsea actually had her eggs frozen, not on purpose, they’re just inside of a cold, frigid bitch.”

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Race to the bottom

Handler wasn’t the only liberal Hinchcliffe triggered, but the family of the late drug-addict turned progressive icon George Floyd took issue with one of the comedian’s closing remarks.

Hinchcliffe joked to Kevin Hart that the “black community is so proud of you — right now George Floyd is looking up at us all laughing so hard that he can’t breathe.”

TMZ was told by a spokesman for the George and Gianna Floyd Foundation that Hart allowing Hinchcliffe’s joke is “sad for the culture.”

Floyd’s family and friends reportedly think Hinchcliffe is a “racist comedian,” while the foundation claimed it is only trying to better its community.

The foundation also bizarrely stated, “Let’s try to be a little bit more positive — and not sit up there doing colon inspections by white comedians.”

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