The liberal mindset is beyond the comprehension of mortal men and women.
We live in a world where a mother who kills her children in cold blood is hailed as a hero, practically a goddess, but a celebrity posing provocatively is a villain because she’s just so darn pretty.
Speaking of boobs, there are few more obvious ones than the Labour government of the U.K., which has been trying to force upon the 350 residents of the village of Piddington, Oxfordshire, a camp filled with over 1,250 Muslim men.
The women of Piddington are rightly terrified, given the history of sex crimes associated with Muslim migrants, but the Labour government has told them to shut up and welcome them because the risk of being raped by invaders must be shared equally, and they must do their part by lying back and taking one for the team.
But the women may yet be saved, but not due to any concern for them. It turns out the government cares deeply about an endangered population: breeding pairs of Great Crested Newts, which have been found in the area where the migrant men were to be housed.
🚨BREAKING: The illegal migrant camp planned for Piddington may be CANCELLED due to a protected species of NEWTS being found on the site
So let me get this straight…
The Government care more about the safety of NEWTS than Women and Girls? pic.twitter.com/CHP17lOjI9
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) September 17, 2026
You can’t make this one up, because the level of absurdity is beyond the ordinary mind’s ability to measure.
Great crested newts could scupper plans to build a camp near an Oxfordshire village to house as many as 1,256 asylum seekers.
Campaigners in Piddington, which voted to leave the UK in protest at the proposed camp, have unearthed records showing a plethora of protected wildlife next to and on its site.
In an apparent blunder, the Home Office’s ecological assessment of the area, submitted as part of its planning application, claimed that there was no evidence of protected newts, bats or reptiles.
Campaigners are claiming that unless the Home Office redoes its ecological assessment, and introduces protective measures possibly including moving the newts, it will be open to a legal challenge that could thwart the asylum camp.
The errors form the basis of a High Court challenge to the plans launched on Wednesday night.
Dr Claire Brenner, a resident with a zoology degree who uncovered the evidence, said: “If the Secretary of State determines this application with this materially incomplete information, that’s open to legal challenge.
“If they proceed to work on the site without a licence, then potentially it’s a wildlife crime.”
There are so many layers of irony packed into this one story, not the least of which is that the Great Crested Newt is not considered, by international standards, to be particularly endangered. They are quite common, in fact, and spread all over Europe. They are globally listed as a species of Least Concern by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN), but apparently their population is declining in the U.K., and that is enough to raise their status well above that of the human women in Piddington.
Women? Who cares?
Newts? Move heaven and earth.
Now, to be fair, the government has not conceded that newts are, in fact, more important than the safety of women. That issue has yet to be adjudicated. It’s just that the law itself defines newts as more important than the women, and the government is in a bind because it wants to screw the women, or have the women screwed, and will have to contend with the fact that, by its own laws, the newts are more important than the Muslim men.
We have yet to see how the government will deal with that dilemma. Is the ranking newts>Muslims>women, or Muslims>newts>women?
Women come last in any case. Perhaps if the men of Piddington come out as trans, they can reshuffle the priorities again. The rights of biological women in such situations usually come last in any case, but men pretending to be women trump almost everything.
Life is so complicated.
I have a suggestion for the government if they still want to settle the potential rapists in the village: bring Lindsay Clancy to the former military base where they hope to settle the migrants, give her an exercise band, and have her strangle the newts one by one for the cameras.
(NSFW)
“Lindsay Clancy… you are a fucking hero, you are divine feminine rising… you are goddess incarnate woman… You are an inspiration… fuck patriarchy.” This demographic of White liberal female is a threat to civilization far greater than AI. Insane. pic.twitter.com/9ywuLkVJ9i
— J.D. Haltigan, PhD 🏒👨💻 (@JDHaltigan) September 15, 2026
The women of Piddington won’t know what to do. On the one hand, they no doubt think Lindsay is a hero; on the other hand, she would be killing off their last opportunity to save themselves from nearly inevitable sexual assaults. It’s a moral conundrum. It would be interesting to see how they resolve the moral dilemma.
But, since Lindsay is otherwise engaged waiting for her retrial, the Labour government could create an abortion service and MAiD service for newts. Nobody in the UK opposes killing human babies, so perhaps they will embrace the idea of newt population reduction and compassionate murder.
It’s all about the framing of the Narrative™. The government has to find a better way to make importing Muslim immigrants and dumping them in the heart of England, where such famous shows as Morse and Midsomer Murders are filmed, seem compassionate and lovingly multicultural.
I think promoting medical murder might do the trick. It is, after all, considered the highest value among liberals, and may just knock newts off the top of the moral pyramid.
We know, in concept, that doing so is possible. A propaganda campaign turned a cold-blooded murdering mom into a hero, so why not illegal alien Muslim rapists? It worked in Minnesota, where deporting rapists and kidnappers was turned into a national scandal.
All it takes is the proper manipulation of the intersectional oppression pyramid. Get that right and you can do whatever you want to whomever you want.
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