Minor league baseball manager launches first base into orbit during epic meltdown after getting tossed

While ABS and instant replay have greatly improved the quality of play in Major League Baseball, they’ve really ruined one of the great joys we get from watching a game …

The managerial ejection.

Gone are the days of Bobby Cox getting tossed in the first inning for the 300th time. You just don’t see it anymore, mainly because there are so few chances for umpires to actually get something wrong. Sure, they still do, because they are generally horrible, but still. This ain’t your daddy’s game.

Heck, this is barely even your granddaddy’s game anymore.

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We’re lucky if we see one or two real freakouts a year at this point. They used to be a dime a dozen in this league, especially during the glory years when Cox, Lou Piniella and Tony La Russa were all coaching at the same time. I believe that special era took place from 1990 to 2002, and it was beautiful.

Anyway, for those who need their fix, here’s a blast from the past. James Frisbie, the manager of the Lincoln Saltdogs, got tossed Wednesday night and promptly launched first base into the abyss during a nearly two-minute post-ejection masterpiece:

James Frisbie hit all the right notes

“Fris might lose his mind. He wants an explanation. Fris may get tossed … yeah, he’s done.”

Perfect. 10/10. No notes. Hats off to James Frisbie. We salute you! We commend you. We appreciate you.

Feels good to watch that again, doesn’t it? Again, I understand we live in a new era and technology is always advancing and AI is taking over. I get it. I loathe it, but I’ve accepted it.

I know that ABS and instant replay have both been upgrades to this great game. I fought ABS for a bit, but, obviously, it’s a good thing.

But, man, do I miss a good ejection over a blown call. Frankly, I’m not even sure this was a blown call. We only see the one replay, but I couldn’t tell if he was on the bag or not. It didn’t look that egregious.

James Frisbie was NOT having it, though. The former MLB assistant for both the Tigers and Nationals needed to blow some steam, and he saw blood in the water over this call at first.

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A perfect bag-toss, too. That’s an art, by the way. Only the greats have really executed it over the years, and I’ve got no qualms about now putting James Frisbie on that list. It’s always a risky move because you never know how stuck that sucker’s gonna be when you go to pick it up, but Frisbie gave it a couple wiggles and out she popped.

A huge sigh of relief for the 53-year-old.

Mix in a couple well-timed dirt-kicks, finger-points and some near-contact towards the end of the session, and this was a masterclass from James Frisbie.

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What a show for the Lincoln Saltdog fans, too. This is what it’s all about.

Well done, Fris. Well done.