Desperate Measures for Desperate Times: Dem Primaries Magically Become a Blue Wave

I thought I would end the week and lift a glass to Friday night on a very silly note.

The best part of it is that I don’t have to do a thing – the Democrats have, well. I say ‘thoughtfully’ done all the work for me, but as you will see, whatever ‘thought’ went into this doesn’t really qualify in our world.

But it sure will resonate in theirs.

DNC Chairman Ken Martin’s overpaid braintrust of four-year-old, blue-haired tweeks must have high-fived all the way to the medical cannabis shop after this one; it’s that bad.

Without further ado, voilà!

THE BLUE WAVE IS HERE AND THESE WINS PROVE IT!

The blue wave is here—and these wins prove it. pic.twitter.com/iC9yv7QzBv

— Democrats (@TheDemocrats) August 19, 2026

Impressive, huh?

Nothing but Democrat wins across the board…in a Democratic Primary.

Most of us would say, ‘Well, I would hope so,‘ but we do not suffer from whatever malady this is, and we thank God for sparing us.

Democrats won Democrat primaries.

Are democrats voters actually this stupid or do you just treat them as if they are?

— Queen Velvet (@TMIWITW) August 20, 2026

There’s a question with no good answer at this particular moment.

We’ll circle back to it.

What makes this funny is a bunch of the democrats who actually follow you believe they won something against Republicans; they didn’t. Democrats selected who will run against Republicans in November…

— Michael Johnston (@skiyryder) August 20, 2026

Okay. Circle complete, and the answer is ‘yes.’

HOLY CRAP

Actually, to cut them a bit of a huss, the big ‘blue wave’ on Democratic Primary night in many states across the country that they are bragging about consists of flipping two school board seats (ergo the board itself) in Sarasota, FL, a seat in Orange County, an at-large Jacksonville city council seat, and flipping a Pennsylvania State House seat special election. 

I might have ‘whoopeed‘ the last one, as that is one legit decent flip – one – but hyperbole away, kids.

I guess that’s as much as they have for the whole dang country to report, which doesn’t really imply they’ve got a lot going on competitively.

And now they’ve got another, well, what used to be a core constituency mad at them for this.

…The numbers are already showing Black voter support slipping. These aren’t good optics for a party that claims to champion Black voices.

We’re excited to announce Boston, Denver, and Philadelphia as the finalists to host the 2028 Democratic National Convention! pic.twitter.com/0ImSAxhmMh

— Democrats (@TheDemocrats) August 20, 2026

Atlanta is feeling unloved.

Atlanta Mayor Andre Dickens blasted the DNC for passing on the city as a host for the 2028 convention, saying the decision means they do not “consider Atlanta or Georgia relevant to the past, present, or future of the Democratic Party” https://t.co/fOqW0OsLG8

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) August 20, 2026

And they aren’t shy about letting the world know how they feel.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

The Democrat Mayor of Atlanta is pissed at the Democrat National Committee @DNC today, to say the least. Atlanta was snubbed by the @DNC in hosting the 2028 Democrat National Convention. Mr Mayor made it clear, Blacks were abandoned again by the Democrat… pic.twitter.com/Y6cweLUjCo

— Vernon Jones (@VernonForGA) August 20, 2026

…Blacks were abandoned again by the Democrat Party.  Mr Mayor, “there is no education to the second kick of a mule.”   The Democrat Party never accept blacks since slavery, just their votes. If you want the Democrat Party white liberal elites to feel like black voters feel, tell the @DNC chair and others, black folks in Georgia will not vote for their great white liberal hope, @ossoff…their president in the making. Nothing beats the double cross, but the triple cross!

WOOF

wow blue wave looking ripply https://t.co/iFIqruvGp1

— Tyler Bowyer (@tylerbowyer) August 20, 2026

Not seein’ it yet…

This would not be happening in a “blue wave” year

They’re hoping for 2018 and I’m just not seeing it https://t.co/ksjp3mackE

— RiverOaksGuy (@Bowtiedplayer) August 21, 2026

…not when there is a literal Democratic Mayor of Crazy Town on the ballot in so many places. Like Florida.

Florida Democrat Angie Nixon doubles down on saying Republicans are trying to kill black Americans.

“My short-term goal is going to the Senate…to really stop Donald Trump because…these people are actively trying to kill us.” pic.twitter.com/OrGQSq41FD

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 20, 2026

Whatever it is might be blue, but we’ll work hard to wave as it dribbles on by.

Happy Friday!

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Editor’s Note: Hollywood, academia, and liberal elites are out of touch with the average American.

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