This Would Be the Funniest Thing…

It may be too much to ask for, but the funniest thing to happen would be for all the socialist and communist simps who have begun their aid “flotilla” trip to Cuba to arrive just after the regime falls. 

Because that regime will fall, one way or another. Whether it is through an explicit regime change, with the communists being kicked out, or by a nonviolent Maduro-like replacement of the top leadership with people who will do business the way Trump wants them to. 

ANNOUNCING 🇨🇺 The Nuestra América Flotilla.

We are sailing to Cuba, bringing critical humanitarian aid for its people.

Together, we can break the siege, save lives, and stand up for the cause of Cuban self-determination.

Join us: https://t.co/MZCQqtWqqD pic.twitter.com/LaMwvZ1wgO

— Progressive International (@ProgIntl) February 12, 2026

Both John and I have written about Cuba in recent days, and each of us has made fun of the fact that Greta Thunberg—yes, THAT Greta Thunberg—is demanding that convoys of oil tankers be sent to Cuba to help turn the lights back on. 

🇨🇺The Let Cuba Live youth brigade has arrived in Havana!

Forty young organizers from across the US are joining the Nuestra América Convoy to deliver urgently-needed aid to the Cuban people, who are experiencing the dire consequences of Trump’s inhumane fuel and economic… pic.twitter.com/Z2eIE56kJH

— Party for Socialism and Liberation (@pslnational) March 18, 2026

Ironic, isn’t it? The Cuban regime still burns oil to keep the lights on. It’s a waste of good oil, actually, not that they have any these days. 

Greta Thunberg is joining the Nuestra América Convoy to bring Cuba medicine, food, and supplies amid the US blockade

“The pedophile Trump is strangling the Cuban people. Millions of people have been plunged into darkness while hospitals lose power, ambulances run out of fuel,… pic.twitter.com/HzXRhNFbRR

— Popstonox (@Popstonox) March 13, 2026

The Nuestra América Convoy, as the puffed-up commies like to call their symbolic jaunt with a pitiful amount of “aid” to Cuba, is accumulating the barnacles of leftists who always glue themselves to evil causes. You have all the Best™ leftists involved. 

Commie cosplayer Hasan Piker is organizing aid convoys to save Cuba… which communism destroyed in the first place.

This is what useful idiocy looks like in real time. pic.twitter.com/TTg6KUYGZk

— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) March 18, 2026

The convoy will feature all your favorite leftists, with the greatest hits from the past, such as Jeremy Corbyn, and the communists of the future, including indoctrinated kids. 

The US is suffocating the Cuban people with its criminal and inhumane blockade.

We cannot sit idly by. That’s why we are mobilising to Cuba, bringing critical humanitarian aid for its people.

Honoured to join this historic mission with @ProgIntl. pic.twitter.com/gP45PHbTvr

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) March 18, 2026

Obviously, these people understand that they are engaged in performance, not the genuine provision of aid. It’s not even clear that Cuba could get the lights back on even if the oil started flowing again because the system is so creaky after decades of communism. 

It may be liberated by the time you get there. https://t.co/6vHoMpAK1Q

— Eli Lake (@EliLake) March 18, 2026

It’s enough to make you wish for an early hurricane to hit, but that would be wrong. No need to inflict unnecessary suffering on people simply because it would be funny to see all these crazy commies floating in lifeboats as their “aid” sinks into the Caribbean. 

Rashida Tlaib (@RashidaTlaib) is supporting the Nuestra América Convoy to bring critical humanitarian aid to Cuba.

Join us in Havana 🇨🇺 on 21 March: https://t.co/24IXe57Gc2 pic.twitter.com/xEdF0dSWeG

— Progressive International (@ProgIntl) February 24, 2026

Perhaps, instead, we could convince Cuba to give these people political asylum? They all love communism so much and admire the way that Cuba has created literacy and great medical care for its people. If the US is such a hellhole, they should enjoy the benefits of communism. 

The Trump administration is determined to finally crush Cuba, through concerted actions to cut off its fuel supply. Resisting Donald Trump’s imperialism, the Nuestra América solidarity convoy is mobilizing to provide direct aid to the Cuban people. https://t.co/9oOaCz7d0i

— Jacobin (@jacobin) February 25, 2026

These people are fools, of course, but not benign for being so. They have a lot of sway with the younger folks, who somehow have become convinced of two opposite things at once: that communism is far superior to capitalism, and that communist countries need to trade with capitalist countries to survive. 

Communist countries are poor only because the US won’t trade with them, the bastards! 

🚨🇨🇺 | ALERTA/BREAKING/CUBA: The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), accompanied by several social media influencers, have officially joined the NAC—Nuestra America Convoy—and plan to depart for the island to demonstrate their support for their “comrades” in the face of “U.S.… pic.twitter.com/4SZMOCZ4cB

— Sociedad Media (@sociedadmedia) March 16, 2026

Yeah, well, if you need capitalists to subsidize your economy, it can’t be that great, can it? 

FREEDOM CHANTS: Cubans attack Communist Party building, set fires in streets amid reported gunfire as island nation faces worsening blackouts and fuel shortages. https://t.co/hIT0aCn5QU

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 14, 2026

One can never predict when a government like this will fall. Who expected the Berlin Wall to crumble away in a few hours? 

But man, it would be hilarious if it happened just as the flotilla arrived with all that “aid.”

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