‘We Two Kings’ and the Art of Trolling

This absolutely had to be my last one for the night.

As you may – or may not – have known, it’s been a couple of busy days for the president and our glorious First Lady.

From ducking madmen and comforting an angry and concerned nation on Saturday night…

Trump and White House officials were all smiles and appeared in good spirits at the press conference following the WHCD incident pic.twitter.com/qRXyjQoZWb

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) April 26, 2026

…to rearranging Norah O’Donnell’s derriere…

I don’t like to talk down on women but @NorahODonnell is a vile and nasty woman. “Disgraceful” just as the president said. She makes me sick! pic.twitter.com/jo6elgL8YW

— 🇺🇲Smokingthetruth420💨 (@truthsmoker420) April 27, 2026

…President Trump has scarcely had a moment to chill out. Not that he’d want one.

And then, today?

Two days after the shooting attack at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump welcomed the King and Queen of the United Kingdom to the White House for a state visit. pic.twitter.com/hZur25k6uy

— Taylor Popielarz (@TaylorPopielarz) April 27, 2026

Chuck and Camilla stopped in for a visit.

❤️🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/AP6jqJWgTC

— Margo Martin (@MargoMartin47) April 28, 2026

And it was everything British royalty could appreciate from their American cousins for their first state visit

The troops looked gorgeous.

President @realDonaldTrump and the First Lady begin the U.S. State Visit! 🇺🇸🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/YzpHnCYytu

— Margo Martin (@MargoMartin47) April 28, 2026

And that revamped Rose Garden? Now you can hold a proper parade.

The Rose Garden is lined with band members in period outfits as they await King Charles III and President Trump to walk the red carpet to the Oval Office pic.twitter.com/KDhnc1SP1y

— Fraser Jackson (@FrazJ) April 28, 2026

The Windsors and the Trumps strolled across the White House lawn to check out Melania’s new White House beehive, which is the sort of thing that is right up King Charles’ alley.

.@POTUS and @FLOTUS visit the White House beehive with King Charles and Queen Camilla 🇺🇸🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/bV4hFxfyST

— Margo Martin (@MargoMartin47) April 27, 2026

And President Trump proved again what a charmer he is with all things large and small, as a bee landed in his hand. Everyone held their breath, worried it would sting him.

BEE BEST. https://t.co/oFaXbgxVuL pic.twitter.com/gzTESWNZJr

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 28, 2026

No worries, though. The tiny ballcap gave it away.

President Trump was showing King Charles III his white house beehive when a bee perched on his hand…..when we zoomed in…surprise !!
It was a MAGA bee 🐝
🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/KCQEUDbCR6

— Igbinedion Victor (@IgbinedionVC) April 28, 2026

Trump and the British sovereign have always seemed to enjoy each other’s company, and their camaraderie was apparent in the vignettes of their White House strolls and interactions.

The President and First Lady welcome Their Majesties to the Oval Office and unveil the newly renovated colonnade 🇺🇸🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/g6tqJcazZw

— Margo Martin (@MargoMartin47) April 28, 2026

I’m sure having a friendly face to wander around the house with was a nice break from recent events.

Here was another guy he could have a lighthearted moment with – poke in the ribs a bit.

“My mother had a crush!” @POTUS details how his mother loved the Royal Family and had a crush on young Charles 🤣🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/pG0e9s65bO

— Margo Martin (@MargoMartin47) April 28, 2026

There’s a state dinner tonight, and they’ve already got the troops lined up outside the White House entryway. 

Despite earlier articles that tonight would be black tie; tonight’s reports are now this will be a White Tie event

White tie formality returns to the White House after almost 20 years https://t.co/UgKluPUcUa

— Remoulade Sauce (@Remisagoodboy) April 28, 2026

Everyone looks so marvelous – Melania is just stunning, the president ever so sharp- and it should be spectacular.

THE QUEEN AND MELANIA LOOK STUNNING. #StateDinner pic.twitter.com/1NHAouHOio

— vbspurs (@vbspurs) April 28, 2026

Anyway, this afternoon, Charles and the Queen were off to Congress for his historic address, which, oddly enough, seemed to have plenty of ‘No Kings’ Democrats in attendance just gushing over a chance to meet the monarch.

…Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi beamed ahead of Tuesday’s speech in a striking lilac suit as King Charles and Queen Camilla took the stage. Pelosi was also seen mingling with Republicans on the other side of the House chamber in a friendly manner before the address. 

Pelosi was also named by current House Speaker Mike Johnson as an official escort to bring the King into the House as Tuesday’s address commenced.

Last month, Pelosi argued in a video posted to Facebook that ‘NO KINGS – that was the WHOLE POINT of the American Revolution and our Constitution.’

Wearing a nearly identical shade of lilac to Pelosi on Tuesday was fellow ‘No Kings’ rallier, New Jersey Democrat LaMonica McIver. 

Although in attendance at Tuesday’s speech, McIver did not stand during several instances of the King’s speech when most of her colleagues did, including one mention of a joint commitment to national security between the UK and the US.

These phony baloney, simpering buffoons are ridiculously transparent.

But the king did himself proud.

Charles got a thunderous response from Congress pic.twitter.com/uJLKfPSJ9K

— Chyno News (@ChynoNews) April 28, 2026

Then, the coup de grâce to the haters. The chef’s kiss from Trump.

A gobsmacking gutbuster was released from the White House X feed and did exactly what they intended.

TWO KINGS. 👑 pic.twitter.com/iPVUxc4i4H

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 28, 2026

Humorless, scolding, hate-filled, TDS-addled heads exploded across the country and looked so pathetic writhing in their feeble anger, pounding out community note corrections with their tiny twee fists.

WAAH!!

All except one.

Ilhan Omar:

“OMG! ELEVEN KINGS!”

— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) April 28, 2026

And I’m ded.

Have the BEST evening.

*Beege NOTE  If you’re unfamiliar with the Omar reference, this is it. Feast your ears on WWII.

Did she actually say “during world war eleven???”

That 67 Somali IQ really not doing her any favors. pic.twitter.com/k5wRcFKlvk

— Kentucky Girl (@Notwokenow) April 27, 2026

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