I’m honestly not sure who started this trend but it has definitely taken off with a number of people I follow. The trend is simple. It’s this statement “That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight.” And along with that is a video or photo of some very attractive woman, often but not always someone who was on television or in films in the 1970s thru the 1990s. For instance:
That moment as a kid when you realise that you’re definitely straight pic.twitter.com/hFRomkXPCj
— Regi Fontana (@FontanaRegi) July 28, 2026
That’s Sharon Stone in 1990s Total Recall. So I guess the person who posted this is relatively young. But people started responding to this with lots of other suggestions. This one got posted a bunch of times. Carrie Fisher from Return of the Jedi (1983).
My moment, forever etched in my brain. pic.twitter.com/37881Jq8Ve
— Justin Beller (@JKBeller) July 29, 2026
Some of us are a bit older.
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight. https://t.co/LU4N6NOlED pic.twitter.com/xLb1M9WB7b
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 30, 2026
That’s Jenny Agutter in Logan’s Run (1976). Another vote for Carrie Fisher below along with Elizabeth Shue from Adventures in Babysitting (1987).
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight. https://t.co/nF9p4ICDlX pic.twitter.com/Mdtt0TsSrl
— Half A Pond (@Half_A_Pond) July 31, 2026
You get the idea. Lots and lots of these. And for the most part people aren’t saying anything creepy, they’re just acknowledging that at some point when they were young they realized beautiful women were in fact beautiful. Farrah Fawcett (who co-starred in Logan’s Run) got several votes:
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight. https://t.co/uq05KEs8dC pic.twitter.com/NF97zxJZ9a
— 🇺🇸 (@BosunPipe) July 31, 2026
The only person who seems to have been mentioned more often than Farrah was Lynda Carter aka Wonder Woman for three seasons starting in 1976. Several of the stars of the 1960s Batman show also got mentioned including Yvonne Craig as Batgirl.
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight. https://t.co/ZRGYfRIjL0 pic.twitter.com/C8TahW4pI5
— Hoeta Bay (@HoetaBay) July 31, 2026
Lynda got mentioned a lot, like maybe a dozen times. She’s definitely the queen of this particular trend.
That moment as a kid when you realize you’re definitely straight… and have a thing for older women. https://t.co/w0EDk1FhIT pic.twitter.com/wpEzxRufGD
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) July 31, 2026
Debbie Harry from Blondie:
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight. https://t.co/0XL7mepXvK pic.twitter.com/A7a6Yi4Bh4
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) July 31, 2026
And of course Phoebe Cates from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982). Below her is Catherine Bach from Dukes of Hazzard.
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight https://t.co/iPz6At35rS pic.twitter.com/Vte9erGQTa
— 2A Patriot 🇺🇲 🌎 ☄️ (@2A_Patriot_) July 30, 2026
Gilligan’s Island? Yes, every guy remembers Ginger and Mary Anne aka Tina Louise and Dawn Wells. Barbara Eden and Elizabeth Montgomery also got mentioned.
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight https://t.co/7jRYIb3WbY pic.twitter.com/WlHqCoTqqH
— Louis vil LeGun (@LouisvilleGun) July 31, 2026
Some of the ladies also put in similar references. Sorry, I can’t identify this one.
That moment as a kid when you realize you’re definitely straight 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/k6KgBnbhbe pic.twitter.com/b9ln67ygEz
— She Vet AF (@etcher10) July 31, 2026
The one that I saw the most was this guy. Everyone knows his name.
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight. https://t.co/41aoIJClil pic.twitter.com/9zbuc7gEGv
— Shirley Johnson📓✒🔫 (@ShirleyJwriter) July 31, 2026
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight… https://t.co/9fckLdGh3h pic.twitter.com/EwyS5YciZt
— kelly ⚜️ (@nerfherder73) July 31, 2026
Of course Mel got a vote. And that’s Tanya Roberts below him, maybe from Sheena (1984) or Beastmaster (1982)?
The moment as a kid when you realize you are most definitely straight… https://t.co/Eh8LDMShMD pic.twitter.com/v3JnEXal5C
— MaryAnnNotGinger 💋 (@MAnotGinger) July 31, 2026
And I think this is Ron Ely from the Tarzan TV series which started in 1966.
That moment as a kid when you realize that you’re definitely straight https://t.co/an76xXSJkx pic.twitter.com/DrPBOAgGyU
— Mondaymonday2 (@Mondaymondtwo) July 30, 2026
Personally I’m surprised Jennifer Connelly from Career Opportunities (1991) wasn’t posted more often. Maybe because it was an older crowd.
That moment as a kid when you realize you’re definitely straight https://t.co/fHG6AJ6r9q pic.twitter.com/NnZTPveGRu
— The Mighty Quinn (@Actsout) July 31, 2026
Bo Derek got mentioned.
This is the moment as a kid you realize you’re definitely straight https://t.co/ZtVup3ApTQ pic.twitter.com/9BUTX95iUH
— Repugnant Shemp (@Shempdog1776) July 31, 2026
And Erin Gray from the Buck Rogers TV series. Below that is Ursula Andress from Dr. No.
That moment as a kid when you realize you’re definitely straight https://t.co/B2pxG29fI6 pic.twitter.com/dqgiOPSJ4h
— 🅱️oners Ⓜ️cCoy (@Boners_McCoyMD) July 31, 2026
I’m sure some feminist out there is going to write terrible things about this trend and that’s fine with me. But I think that moment somewhere around ages 11-13 is inevitable and also completely healthy. I guess you could argue that TV and movies have commodified it a bit. Fair enough.
The world may end but until then finding the opposite sex attractive will not. Men will always like to look at Lynda Carter and women will always like to look at Harrison Ford. Anyway, this brought back a lot of memories for me and some long-ago conversations with my fellow 11-year-olds that I definitely wouldn’t want to repeat now.
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